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by boomqueen » Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:26 pm

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Eugene is great. He knows when to say things at just the right time to make it uncomfortable for everyone, and usually what he has to say makes everyone even more uncomfortable lol. He is creepy, but in a funny and harmless kind of way lol. I actually think Eugene may be the Conchords second fan, just not because of their music...

Eugene is played by real life comedian, writer, actor and filmmaker, Eugene Mirman. He has appeared on several TV shows including Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, Carson Daly, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Third Watch. To learn more about Eugene and what he has done or has coming up in the future, visit http://www.eugenemirman.com/

Eugene, the Landlord moments



From the Sally Returns episode, in the elevator:


Bret- "ah is it because I drank all the orange juice?"

Jemaine- "No"

Bret- "Is it because I drank all the apple juice?"

Jemaine- "No"

Bret- "Was it something psychological, because I put you down in front of other people?"

Jemaine- "No"

Bret (to Eugene)- "He wouldn't know, 'cause he's got no idea"

Eugene- "Why are you moving out Jemaine, is it because I didn't fix that leak?"

Jemaine- "No"

Eugene- "Is it because I left the wires out and you shocked yourself?"

Jemaine- "No"

Eugene- "Is it because the new paint job is a little brown to nouveau riche, with a tu vra cha che" (sp?)

Jemaine- "No"

Eugene- "Is it because sometimes I'll sneak in when you're sleeping and give you a little kiss on the cheek?"

Jemaine- "....No..."

*elevator dings*

Eugene- "Here we are"



From the Girlfriends episode, Eugene is fixing a leak in the kitchen:


Bret- "Do you think I dress too provocatively?"

Jemaine- "No"

Eugene- "If I may be so bold, I think you're showing a little too much arm"

Bret- "Am I?"

Eugene- "Mmm, yeah you look a little cheap"

Jemaine- "No, you don't look cheap Bret, you look fine"

Eugene- "May I make a suggestion"

Jemaine- "No fix the sink, women don't objectify men in that way Bret"

Bret- "Yeah ok, maybe I will come tonight"

Jemaine- "Yeah, and wear something a little more sluttier, give her something to look at"

Bret- "I guess I wanna show a little bit of arm, cause I...I dont want her to lose interest entirely"

Eugene- "Yeah, you dont want the bear to go completely hungry, you dont want it to attack, so give it a little bait...keep it interested" *as he looks at Bret like he is the bear*

Jemaine- "Fix the sink please"

Eugene- "The sink works, it just comes out of a different place"
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by ziggystardust » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:42 pm

has anyone else checked out his website? it has a picture of him as a kid singing songs in a creepy voice. dude is funny
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by boomqueen » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:39 pm

yeah ziggy I saw it...it was SO creepy! But yeah, he is funny!

So I was watching TV and this commercial came on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-g9MpbJ3oE

I was so excited! It wasn't this exact commerical, it was for Rock 102 in Saskatoon, but it was the exact same just different station, and different music. I had seen this commercial before, its not new, but its one of those things where you don't realize its the same person until you actually know who they are.
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by boomqueen » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:47 pm

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Eugene Mirman

Eugene is best known for his work with The Comedians of Comedy and his role as the eccentric building superintendent on "Flight of the Conchords."

When Eugene was in the eighth grade, he got a -8 on a math assignment. One time at a party he defeated the girl who was the backgammon champion of Chicago. When his dog got hit by a car and died, a girl told him that his dog committed suicide because it didn't love him.

Pro Wrestling Name

King Frost (the female version is Miss Freak)

Pretend you're 15. Name three songs you'd put on a mixtape for your girlfriend.

The year is 1990. I would put "What It Takes" by Aerosmith (or "Janie's Got A Gun" if I was in a goofball mood), "Sweet Child 'O Mine" by Guns 'N Roses and "Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again" by Bob Dylan.

Which evil villain would make the best president?

Magneto, because he is good natured, and he's also well informed.

What was your favorite cartoon as a child?

"Superfriends," I think. I also liked "Galaxy Rangers" and "Transformers."

What superpower do you wish you had?

I guess I would have to say telekinesis, because it's the most versatile. I'd want to be a much more powerful version of Scott Baio's character from "Zapped!" (I'd also take my powers more seriously than he did) and also from "Zapped Again!" (which I have not seen, but I imagine must be very, very similar to "Zapped!").

What would the title of your autobiography be?

Either "Eugene Mirman: The Story Of Oddball Immigrant Man" or "Please Don't S--- There: The Life and Times of Eugene Mirman." Regardless, it would have a giant sticker on it that said, "Now With More Swears!"

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by cecilia » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:16 am

the singing child is just so amazing and creepy but in a good way. i just had to share it with the world xx
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by Amily » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:40 pm

Eugene talks about Canada!

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by Amily » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:42 pm

Pot is bad!

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by Amily » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:44 pm

Sexpert?

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by sunnyringo » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:07 pm

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Eugene is my favorite comedian they've had on the show (unless Greg Proops shows up in season two, which I'm really hoping he will). He is so, so funny.
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by sunnyringo » Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:01 pm

Daytrotter has an article and very funny Eugene mp3 up right now.

Dear District Attorney of Orleans County
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by liverz » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:50 pm

EUGENE IS A GENIUS.

I would love to see the man perform live... and see his role on FOTC be bigger in the next season! He's hilarious!



Can't forget that gem!
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by sunnyringo » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:25 am


liverz wrote:EUGENE IS A GENIUS.

I would love to see the man perform live...


I'm about to voice a very unpopular opinion...

I was bummed that Arj opened the Chicago show because I REALLY wanted to see Eugene.

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I hate to say it because Arj has been so good to the fans and all, and he did a great job opening for the guys, I'm just a big fan of Eugene's and was bummed he wasn't going to be at my show.
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by hellomyfriend » Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:08 am

Must watch! ----> http://vimeo.com/167279

I've always liked Eugene, but I think I love him now. :D
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by liverz » Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:52 am


sunnyringo wrote:
liverz wrote:EUGENE IS A GENIUS.

I would love to see the man perform live...


I'm about to voice a very unpopular opinion...

I was bummed that Arj opened the Chicago show because I REALLY wanted to see Eugene.

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I hate to say it because Arj has been so good to the fans and all, and he did a great job opening for the guys, I'm just a big fan of Eugene's and was bummed he wasn't going to be at my show.


...

Just kidding! ;D

In a perfect world, I would like to have the entire cast of FOTC on stage at once, doing like... a four hour show.

*le sigh*
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by liverz » Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:54 am


hellomyfriend wrote:Must watch! ----> http://vimeo.com/167279

I've always liked Eugene, but I think I love him now. :D


HAHA! Oh, that's amazing!!

Mo please! So funny!
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