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by boomqueen » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:04 pm

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Give Todd a chance Murray said...Todd...I'm not a fan of this character. I mean, who does he think he is? He is more the Yoko than Coko...ahaha. At least it produced the best [angry] dance performance ever on TV lol. Todd is played by New York comedian Todd Barry. He has been on various television shows and has been in many films, more popular ones being Road Trip and Pootie Tang. (Oh and I am sure the real Todd is a wonderful person....lol)

"Jemaine gets up off his knees*

Todd- "Ok man, more enthusiasm this time alright, its the Doggie Bounce"

Jemaine- "Todd, how 'bout you get down on all fours and wag your tail like you just can't fail and i'll just play bass, huh?"

Todd- "What? Its the Doggie Bounce, you have to do the Doggie Bounce Bounce, its a phenomenon. Ok now lets count this shii off....1 2 1234"

T & J- "ARF ARF"

Todd- "Do the Doggie Bounce"

T & J- "ARF ARF"

Todd- "You know you wanna do it"

T & J- "ARF ARF"

Jemaine- "Don't point at me"

*Bret starts playing his guitar to the song in the background*

Todd- "K stop stop stop stop. Bret, what are you doing? There's no guitar in this song, alright, theres no guitar, ok?"

Bret- "Not just a little bit or..."

Todd- "Nah, no, not even a little bit. None, none at all, alright?...12 1234"

T & J- "ARF ARF"

Todd- "Do the Doggie Bounce"

T & J- "ARF ARF..."

*Bret starts playing the spoons on some pots and pans*

T & J- "...ARF"

Todd- "Hold on, hold on, hold on...Bret what are you doing? I'm not Gloria Estefan, alright? One percussionist is fine, alright? So don't do that, Thank you...Thank you"

Jemaine- "Todd, I don't like this kind of music"

Todd- "Oh, you dont like this kind of music? Oh, ok i didnt know that. Well..."

Jemaine- "No, I don't like this kind of music, its stupid dance music"

Todd- "Its not about the music, you know what its about? The Pussaaaaay. Am I right, am I right?"

Jemaine- "Yeah, obviously you're right, yeah"

Todd- "So, what do you care about the music?"

Bret- "Do you need to borrow my amp?"

Todd- "Bret, you're pathetic man. We dont need a roadie, ok?"

Bret- "I could carry your bongos"

Todd- "My...what? No one's touching my bongos, you know that"

Bret- "Do you need somene to carry your guitar, Jemaine?"

Jemaine- "I don't...well...I don't really need you to, Bret"

Bret- "Ok, I get it, not needed"

Todd- "You know what? We gotta rock out the Doggie Bounce this Saturday"

Jemaine "Its not ready"

Todd- "Its totally ready"

Jemaine- "Its not ready, Todd"

Todd- "Alright, you're right. Lets...lets get it perfect"

Jemaine- "Yeah, lets get it perfect and then we'll maybe nail it another time"

Todd- "Lets nail it, lets nail it...yeah yeah, am I right?

Jemaine- "Yes"

That was really long...and not overly funny...but there wasn't really much else and I didn't realize until after I typed it all out so there was no way I wasn't posting it after all that lol. Its more funny if you're actually watching it...







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by kvanvalk » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:07 pm

Todd is performing in NY Sept. 6 if anyone is interested! I'll be up there that weekend anyway to see a show, so let me know! :D
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by Amily » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:22 pm

Whoever can should go and see him! I swear... his act is so funny. I like him soo much more after seeing him live. I wish I could go!! ;D
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by SheWolf » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:23 am

He performs alot at Comix in NYC but I really don't care for the place much so I haven't yet seen him. He was at Maxwell's in Hoboken with Eugene the other weekend and my friend bailed so I didn't go. It would have been cool to see him at such a small place.
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by sunnyringo » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:06 pm

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I'm getting one of his albums from emusic next week when my downloads refresh. :)
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by shianne517 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:35 pm

Todd actually performed in DC last night. Since I'm suffering from the ebola virus I couldn't go.

I'm hoping it will get some youtube love.
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by boomqueen » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:42 pm

I bought his album that came with a dvd in seattle and he signed it for me right on his face lol. It was hilarious. Him and David Cross were my favorite acts at the comedy night!
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by hellomyfriend » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:49 pm

I just bought "From Heaven" ... and oh my god, it's HILARIOUS! ;D ;D ;D Buy it! I actually think Todd is now my favorite comedian who's been on FOTC.
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by sunnyringo » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:18 pm

I have "From Heaven" and "Medium Energy". They're both very, very funny. I like his stand up a lot.

Eugene is still my favorite though. ;)
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by hellomyfriend » Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:36 am


sunnyringo wrote:I have "From Heaven" and "Medium Energy". They're both very, very funny. I like his stand up a lot.

Eugene is still my favorite though. ;)



Eugene's entire body of work--not to mention his existence on this planet--is definitely still my favorite. Todd is just my favorite stand-up. If it was Sophie's choice, I'd still pick Eugene. ;D
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