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Manofest - The 15 Greatest FotC Songs of All Time

Banter about the rhythm of the movement of the feel of the melody of the rhythm of the feeling of Bret and Jemaine's music. Here you will find the largest known collection of Conchords lyrics and chords.

by hellomyfriend » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:23 am

From Manofest.com


[size=133]THE 15 GREATEST FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS SONGS OF ALL TIME

Flight of the Conchords are the musical pimps of our generation, lyrically making love to the women of the world song after song. They're a sexually charged combination of the Bosom Buddies meets Hall & Oates and their pens are truly mightier then their swords. Legend has it that their harmonic voices have been known to make women queef potpourri from miles away.


#15 Foux Da Fa Fa - The song almost makes being French seem kind of cool.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo


#14 I'm Not Crying - I have personally never cried over a woman except for that one time in high school and that one time in college and that one time two years ago.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64a_1fWTsls


#13 A Kiss Is Not A Contract - A kiss may not be a contract, but a reach around sure as hell is.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iSlPoQm2XY


#12 Mutha Uckers - In a day and age where regular swearing is becoming kinda boring, it's comforting to know that there will always be new ways to curse at people.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqxnm6t3QMw


#11 Humans Are Dead - I still don't believe robots will take over the world. Ferrets might, but definitely not robots.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IPAOxrH7Ro


#10 Frodo, Don't Wear The Ring - They really are a lot like Frodo and Sam, minus all the homosexual tension.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWf3iJjqYCM


#9 Sello Tape - Love is a lot like tape but it's also a lot like condoms. It's makes you dull, it's uncomfortable at times and it can be really suffocating ... but the constant sex is nice.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fycGFGSeKpc


#8 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros - I think this was their analogy of the whole 50 Cent vs. Kanye thing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk


#7 Bowie's In Space - It's kind of like if Pigs In Space had an absinthe orgy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM


#6 Ladies Of The World - Every man's goal should be to have sex with one woman from every country in the world. Every man should also try and achieve a "50-fart Sunday."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjrbmj0CUc


#5 She's So Hot - I still think one of the best pickup lines of all time is, "don't worry, I'll pay for the abortions."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT5AQIlmM0I


#4 If You're Into It - If you can memorize this song, it's probably the best way for you to ask a woman for some anal loving.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0


#3 The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room) - It's amazing how much your sexual standards can be altered from one bar or party to the next.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ekY8TMJ4w


#2 Leggy Blonde - Honestly, legs are one of the last things I notice in a woman. I'll always check to make sure that they're not trunky, but after that I'm back to looking at the other stuff.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7syyywL9JuM


#1 Business Time - This song pretty much embodies what sex is like after the first six months of a long-term relationship.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GpTTf175aE[/size]

source: http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=THE-10-BEST-FLIGHT-OF-THE-CONCHORDS-SONGS-OF-ALL-TIME-.html


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by LadyinRed » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:41 am

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by ohjeez » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:45 am

ugh business time for #1? sure it's great and all but most of their other songs are 10 times better.

and wtf at the commentary
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by chloe » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:55 am

Ahh, those douchebag interviews are always so funny/pathetic. Well, what can you expect from a website called "Manofest?" :P

But, I . . I love Business Time the most. . . :(
I am horribly biased in that department, though, so I guess that doens't really count. :D
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by conchorddawn » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:07 am

The person who wrote this clearly has no interest in the Conchords, so pathetic it's sad.

But Business Time is good, It's a tie between Mutha 'Uckas and Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros for me :D
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by shianne517 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:15 am

Interesting interpretations.

I wonder if he thought of these while he was getting drilled up the ass with no lube by 50 Cent.
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by conchorddawn » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:16 am


shianne517 wrote:Interesting interpretations.

I wonder if he thought of these while he was getting drilled up the ass with no lube by 50 Cent.


LMAO ;D
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by thedistantfuture » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:59 am


shianne517 wrote:Interesting interpretations.

I wonder if he thought of these while he was getting drilled up the ass with no lube by 50 Cent.

;D
Most likely.
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by hellomyfriend » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:31 am


shianne517 wrote:Interesting interpretations.

I wonder if he thought of these while he was getting drilled up the ass with no lube by 50 Cent.




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by christi » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:14 pm

They are just jealous they can't make women queef potpourri from a mile away.
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by SheWolf » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:40 pm

It's hard to compile a list of the best FOTC songs coz there are so many different genres it's like comparing apples and oranges. But I can't argue with Business Time being #1. ;)
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