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Banter about the rhythm of the movement of the feel of the melody of the rhythm of the feeling of Bret and Jemaine's music. Here you will find the largest known collection of Conchords lyrics and chords.

by Katie » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:26 pm


accordions wrote:
mcdoofus wrote:

LOLLLLL. This would never work with my name. XD


Itzel, thought I ate too many pretzels.

If you say it with a strange accent, it sort of works! [image]

That totally works if you say it in a NZ accent! ;D
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by mcdoofus » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:27 pm

Hahaha. The problem in this sentence is that I LOVE pretzels...and I don't think there is such a thing as too many. XD
(I always say "you can't spell 'I love pretzels' without Itzel")
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by Katie » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:35 pm


mcdoofus wrote:Hahaha. The problem in this sentence is that I LOVE pretzels...and I don't think there is such a thing as too many. XD
(I always say "you can't spell 'I love pretzels' without Itzel")

Well, how about this? Itzel said I ate all of her pretzels...

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by squidhat » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:41 pm


accordions wrote:
mcdoofus wrote:

LOLLLLL. This would never work with my name. XD


Itzel, thought I ate too many pretzels.

If you say it with a strange accent, it sort of works! [image]


or how about
Itzel, thought i used too much hair gel (does that even rhyme? i'm not sure how to pronounce your name [image] )
or
Itzel, didn't like my schnitzel :P

haha i'm terrible at this
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by onlyalways » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:42 pm


sheila wrote:
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That's so cute! [image] I wish I had a teacher like you in middle school. [image]


Let's see...


Katie, thought I looked eighty
Ami, would only disagree
Sylwia, had the wrong idea
Haley, got mad at me daily
Sara(h), moved to the sierra
Courtney, was a guarantee
Courtney, rather earn her degree
Chrissy, thought I was a big ol' sissy
Jess, saw no progress
Jewelle, rather date a tool



LOL well some of these are kinda haggard, but now I know what I'll be trying to think of throughout the day. :D [image]


fine whatever ... leave me out ... i'm not cryin' LOLZ!!!


Well let's be honest here...


Sheila, knew-I-wasn't-Bret-so-she-drowned-herself-in-tequila [image]


Itzel, left without even a farewell -Sorta works? [image]
Nik, was slick, and set off real quick
Chloe, left after her dream with Bowie
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ETA: DURR. It took so long for me to think of more lyrics that there were like 5 posts already resolving Itzel's problem. :P
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by Amily » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:44 pm

YOU GUYS!!!

Your lyrics are so totally bottomless!!! [image] [image]

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by Katie » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:47 pm


squidhat wrote:
Itzel, didn't like my schnitzel :P

OMG, I love that one! [image]


onlyalways wrote:
Well let's be honest here...


Sheila, knew-I-wasn't-Bret-so-she-drowned-herself-in-tequila [image]

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by mcdoofus » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:55 pm


onlyalways wrote:
sheila wrote:

fine whatever ... leave me out ... i'm not cryin' LOLZ!!!


Well let's be honest here...


Sheila, knew-I-wasn't-Bret-so-she-drowned-herself-in-tequila [image]


Itzel, left without even a farewell -Sorta works? [image]
Nik, was slick, and set off real quick
Chloe, left after her dream with Bowie
[image] [image]




ETA: DURR. It took so long for me to think of more lyrics that there were like 5 posts already resolving Itzel's problem. :P


This one works best. Because it's the closest to how you pronounce my name (eat-CELL). [image]

"Shut up Flighties from the past." :P
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by sheila » Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:20 am


onlyalways wrote:

Sheila, knew-I-wasn't-Bret-so-she-drowned-herself-in-tequila [image]



you know me so well [image] [image] [image]

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ADD: i'd still totally hit that
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by emira » Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:58 pm


sheila wrote:OMG AMI I JUST NOTICED YOU CHANGED YOUR THING TO FLIGHTY MANAGER! [image] [image] [image]


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She knows how to look after her Flighties ;) [image] [image] .
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by dontlookback » Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:01 am


onlyalways wrote:
emira wrote:
"He doesn't cook or clean.
He's not good boyfriend material

We can eat cereal!"


I [image] that the Conchords laugh at men in this song. Men will always stay boys.

I love Carol Brown not only because of the beautiful catchy music, but also because of funny, sort of childish rhymes. My 12 year old students liked that song. Since Jemaine started adding lines at the live shows, like "Beth, did you really need to fake your death?" etc., together with my students, I tried to come up with other names:

Isabel, why did you tell me to go to hell?
Mary, I'm not that scary.


I'm sure you can do better than me ;).



That's so cute! [image] I wish I had a teacher like you in middle school. [image]


Let's see...


Katie, thought I looked eighty
Ami, would only disagree
Sylwia, had the wrong idea
Haley, got mad at me daily
Sara(h), moved to the sierra
Courtney, was a guarantee
Courtney, rather earn her degree
Chrissy, thought I was a big ol' sissy
Jess, saw no progress
Jewelle, rather date a tool



LOL well some of these are kinda haggard, but now I know what I'll be trying to think of throughout the day. :D [image]

You are my hero [image] I didn't think anything rhymed with my name except ukulele.
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by emira » Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:06 pm

Trying to tie up some threads together:

Conchords Songs We've Never Heard

I like what you were talking about there ;).
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by Amily » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:11 am

baby stop your cryin'
don't be broken hearted
you knew i was a badass when we started
love could never bloom for two lovers like us
you knew i was a badass when you saw me sittin' at the back of the bus where only the baddest asses sit
well i've got to ramble and i've got to go
well i hope that this email will help to soften the blow
gonna let ya down easy baby
it felt alright but we're just two ships in the night
now's the morning baby
time for this ship to take flight
i'm a spaceship baby
i've gotta ramble and i've gotta go
i hope this group email will help to soften the blow
i'm gonna let ya down easy ladies


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There's just that one spot I'm not sure what he says. Can anyone make it out? I've listened over and over. :P

ADD: Thanks to Sylwia and Katie for the lyrics I couldn't get! [image] [image]
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by emira » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:58 am

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I wasn't expecting THAT! [image] . Thank you, AMI! [image]





Amily wrote:There's just that one spot I'm not sure what he says. Can anyone make it out? I've listened over and over. :P



How about this?


it felt all right but we're just two ships in the night


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by Katie » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:16 am


emira wrote:

Amily wrote:There's just that one spot I'm not sure what he says. Can anyone make it out? I've listened over and over. :P



How about this?


it felt all right but we're just two ships in the night


[image]

That's what it sounds like to me. [image]
I think at the end he says "ladies", because it's a group email. [image]

I love that song so much. [image]
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